Would You Do This?
Would you buy a scratching post (for your cats) at a manhattan cat boutique that trades in tonkinese and other exotic cat breeds and take three trains (the 4, the D, and the 2) home? Would you sweat and sweat and sweat and feel like the stupidest person alive? Would you sling one end of it (the smaller end, not the base that the cats can balance on) over one side of your hips and the wider end on the other side and end up taking far more than your allotted seat share just because you love your cats THAT MUCH? Well, I would.