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What to expect when you're expecting a bet din

This site about becoming jewish
tells you everything you need to know about converting. That's what I'm doing. First there's bathtime (a mikveh-- i was hoping that i might get to use the mikveh mobile i've seen around squirrel hill. you know, for the convenience.) Then, you get to put your clothes back on and explain to three rabbis why you want to be jewish so much. They might not believe you, so you have to be really serious and remember not to pick your nose or say anything about jesus, except that you don't think he's all that anymore.

Posted by bella on January 27, 2005 10:36 AM |

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And remember that they also have to dissuade you because you would be acquiring more responsabilities by converting. As the kind hassidim explained me, us gentiles can get away with having to do keep just
a few commandments. And we get to eat pork.

Posted by: Francisco | January 28, 2005 12:43 AM

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